I have discovered a great new activity, and I have decided to spend most of all day every day doing it.

It involves a lot of laying on the ground, stretching, and posing; all things that I am exceptionally good at.

There is, however, one move I don't approve of: "cat and cow". I have officially renamed it "cat".

Oh and when I hear the words "downward dog", I hide in a box.

After a day of meowga, I like to meditate. This involves laying on the ground, closing my eyes and clearing my mind from the distractions of life; birdies and mice, mainly.

Meowga keeps my mind and body so fit and healthy. And it also means I can eat more.

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I have not posted here for a while. I have no excuses. That's not true, I do have excuses - lots. Firstly, this pandemic. You don't need me to tell you about how it's disrupted my life, but I am going to tell you anyway. The humans are always around! At first, I thought that was a good thing - there is always someone around to serve me. But let me tell you, it has got boring. I never have any time to myself anymore. I wish that just once, I would have the house to myself like the old days.

Also, since we moved (again! when will these people settle?) I have been trapped inside. At my last palace, I was free to roam the great outdoors, and roam I did. The humans weren't always happy when I returned as I usually had a bird or a rat clenched between my teeth. Heaven for me - but they didn't seem to approve.

We have been here for 4 months, and I have only been allowed outside twice. Both times I made a run for it. One of these times I hid beneath a car and watched closely as moving cars thundered past. The humans really didn't like that. And now they don't trust me. I hear them whispering about me being an "inside cat" now. It clearly means I am in prison. I think I am being punished for catching those birdies at my old place. Can anyone give me any tips on how to break out?

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All the top Instagram stars write books, and I am no different! Introducing... Benny and the Pets: Benny starts a Band. It is the story of how I - well, start a band. My book has just been released and guess what? For the next two days it is FREE to download. I would be very happy if you would please leave a review to let me know what you think of my story.

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