My full name is Sir Benedict Cumbercat. It came to be after the Sullivans sat down for a family meeting. The meeting had one order of business, and that was to name Yours Truly. I sat in the corner watching them as they argued for two hours. It was really boring.
Eventually, after some time, they seemed to agree, and they announced my name like they were introducing an important dignitary at a state banquet. Which is actually how I expect my name to always be announced.
Ever since that day, though, they have called me Benny, which is a completely different name, and is very confusing.
Also, all this talk of state banquets has made me hungry.