This weekend, my humans "dog sat" for a giant-eared black monster called Kai, who galloped around the house with a red plastic ball stuck permanently in his mouth. I was not a fan. I showed him who was boss though, by hiding under the bed for two days.
He has gone home, I think, because I can't hear him thundering around upstairs any more. I have decided to stay under the bed for a bit longer, though, as I have now decided to punish the humans for ruining my weekend. Idiots.