Home Alone and not impressed
Do you know, my humans/slaves had the audacity to go away and leave me for two whole days? I just don't get it. Why would they abandon me like that? And how can they stand to be away from me for so long? I mean, they did send in replacement slaves while they were away (I taught those ones a lesson by hiding / ignoring / glaring at them. They deserve it, as I am pretty sure they are in on the whole abandonment thing).
When the humans/slaves finally returned home, obviously I pretended I didn't even see them. And when they handed me a huge bag of special treats they had brought with them as some kind of bribe, naturally I turned up my nose and stalked off. That wasn't very well thought out though and I have decided to reconsider my position on the treats. I am now also considering easing up on the punishment regime. But only after that bag of treats is empty.