Now, these are some paswome paws. Excuse the paw attempt at humour, but I am pawticularly witty today.
When I was in the shelter, and before that when I was living on the streets, those paws - believe it or not - were a bit grubby. As was my nose, my chin, and my whiskers. Oh, and my tummy, feet, and eyebrows.
I suppose I wasn't living my best life. I kind of let myself go a bit. Nowadays, though, well - just look at me! I am pawsitively beautiful. And also, an Instagram sensation.
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