I have not posted here for a while. I have no excuses. That's not true, I do have excuses - lots. Firstly, this pandemic. You don't need me to tell you about how it's disrupted my life, but I am going to tell you anyway. The humans are always around! At first, I thought that was a good thing - there is always someone around to serve me. But let me tell you, it has got boring. I never have any time to myself anymore. I wish that just once, I would have the house to myself like the old days.
Also, since we moved (again! when will these people settle?) I have been trapped inside. At my last palace, I was free to roam the great outdoors, and roam I did. The humans weren't always happy when I returned as I usually had a bird or a rat clenched between my teeth. Heaven for me - but they didn't seem to approve.
We have been here for 4 months, and I have only been allowed outside twice. Both times I made a run for it. One of these times I hid beneath a car and watched closely as moving cars thundered past. The humans really didn't like that. And now they don't trust me. I hear them whispering about me being an "inside cat" now. It clearly means I am in prison. I think I am being punished for catching those birdies at my old place. Can anyone give me any tips on how to break out?